feels-for-the-fictional:

satanpositive:

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

(Source: katelizabeth, via faithandfury)

rachelbearenson:

honestly my favorite line from “Uptown Funk” is definitely “make a dragon wanna retire, man” because that’s honestly such a great mental image. an elderly, tired dragon taking a look at Bruno Mars and going “alright then, that’s my sign. time to let the young ones have at it.” taking out their 401k gold hoard. moving to a cave in Miami. collecting dragon pension

(via shineeworldvinla)

iwannabeadored:

writeswrongs:

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent” more like “it’s your fault other people mistreat you and make you feel like trash”

thank you for saying this I am so tired of seeing this repeated everywhere as if it were the highest wisdom when it’s trash

(via estrolatte)